1 00:00:04,371 --> 00:00:10,086 You know, you seem to me like A very compassionate person. 2 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:12,756 So, what say you Give me a break, huh? 3 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:15,892 Just shut up, will You? I'm typing. 4 00:00:15,916 --> 00:00:17,094 Come on, man. 5 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:19,062 It's spring. 6 00:00:19,086 --> 00:00:20,931 I mean, there's Something in the air. 7 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:22,498 The pigeons are chirping. 8 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,102 The grass is coming back Up through the sidewalk. 9 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:27,870 People are in the Park throwing frisbees, 10 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:30,273 Laying on blankets, making out. 11 00:00:30,297 --> 00:00:33,576 And you're out mugging them. 12 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,034 I don't have a girlfriend. 13 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:41,551 Good morning. Harris. 14 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:44,409 It is? 15 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,858 Problem with the appeal? 16 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,527 Nah, everything's going okay. 17 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,295 It's just that, uh... 18 00:00:52,319 --> 00:00:53,930 We already went Through one trial, 19 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:56,299 And now I got to go through The whole thing all over again. 20 00:00:56,323 --> 00:00:58,301 It's better than giving Ripner the judgment. 21 00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:00,737 Look, there is no way On god's good earth 22 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:06,075 I'm gonna give that Sleazeball $320,000. 23 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:08,210 You have that kind Of money to give? 24 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,046 No. 25 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,804 That's why I'm not Worried about it. 26 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:16,841 Wojo: hi, barn. 27 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:21,224 Mail call. Sergeant harris. 28 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,458 Thanks, levitt. 29 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,322 Take a puff. It's springtime. 30 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,900 It's a beautiful day, Sergeant dietrich. 31 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,834 Ram it. 32 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:35,271 Sir... Your mail. 33 00:01:35,295 --> 00:01:37,107 Month-end crime Statistics. Thank you. 34 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,809 I think you'd be pleased to note That our precinct experienced 35 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,012 A major surge in thefts And personal assaults 36 00:01:42,036 --> 00:01:43,779 Over the past few weeks. 37 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:45,916 Why would I be Pleased to note that? 38 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:51,254 Oh, simply thinking in Terms of job security. 39 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,211 For everyone but me, of course. 40 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:05,468 Can I help you? 41 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:08,504 Don't you remember me, sergeant? 42 00:02:08,528 --> 00:02:10,673 How could I forget? 43 00:02:10,697 --> 00:02:13,743 Yacov berger. 44 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:15,745 The diamond dealer Who was robbed. 45 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,847 I was here just A few years back. 46 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:21,584 Oh, yes. Right, right. 47 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,142 Uh, did you... Did you Have the beard then? 48 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:31,494 I'd like to speak with Captain miller, please. 49 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,785 Hold on. 50 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:38,701 Barn? Yeah. 51 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,936 Mr. Berger is Here again. Ah, yes. 52 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:44,974 Barn, excuse me. Uh... 53 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,165 Ask him if he's got your $20. 54 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:52,948 What $20? 55 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:56,486 Oh, well, you... Remember the amish guy? 56 00:02:56,510 --> 00:03:01,691 Yeah. What's that got To do with mr. Berger? 57 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:05,060 Uh... Nothing. 58 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:06,918 Forget it. 59 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,235 Mr. Berger. 60 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:14,237 Captain miller. What Can we do for you? 61 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:16,906 You and your men once Did me a very great service. 62 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,242 You returned some very Valuable merchandise. 63 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:21,444 I want you to know That I hold you all 64 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,012 In very high regard for that. 65 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,114 We were just doing Our job, mr. Berger. 66 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,883 I didn't come here to Hand out compliments. 67 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:30,720 I came to find out why The police are not there 68 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:31,754 When we need you. 69 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:34,024 Well, what are you referring to? 70 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:35,658 What am I referring to? 71 00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,727 At this very moment, 72 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,196 A fine jewish man is Lying in a hospital room... 73 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,998 Semi-private... 74 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,534 With three cracked Ribs and a broken arm 75 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,769 Because you people Failed to respond. 76 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,571 Uh, barney... 77 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:51,208 A maintenance guy in the Steam tunnels under houston 78 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,176 Just reported some People with guns. 79 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,778 Barn, this could Be gang activity. 80 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,113 Better not take any chances. 81 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,948 Break out some Weapons. On my way. 82 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,817 Make sure you got Some uniforms as backup. 83 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:06,823 Get on the phone to kogan and Get some squad cars in the area. 84 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:11,350 What do you want From me, a medal? 85 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:23,866 And then friday night, ephram Meyer is attacked by three hoodlums 86 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:27,503 Right outside gramercy park. 87 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:30,907 We've had quite a few incidents In that neighborhood recently. 88 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:34,377 He's our cantor. He was Walking home from shul. 89 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:38,615 A fine, peace-loving Man. How we all love him. 90 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:40,583 Never mind he has A croak in his voice 91 00:05:40,607 --> 00:05:42,985 That would frighten a cow. 92 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,354 A woman saw it all From her window. 93 00:05:45,378 --> 00:05:48,391 She broke her sabbath And telephoned for help. 94 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:52,250 25 minutes later, the police Are kind enough to show up. 95 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,600 Well, we... We weren't Working that night. 96 00:05:57,624 --> 00:06:00,937 Does anybody? 97 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:04,106 Mr. Berger, I hope you'll Appreciate our problem. 98 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,909 We have just so much manpower. 99 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:10,312 There's a lot of crime out There and just so many of us. 100 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,381 Tell that to mr. Meyer, Who, at this moment, 101 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:14,818 Doesn't know if he's in This world or the next. 102 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:17,687 I don't know the specifics Of this particular incident, 103 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:21,624 But I promise you the Delay will be investigated. 104 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:22,925 I hope so, captain. 105 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:25,194 I'm telling you something. 106 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,796 The hasidic community 107 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,965 Is not going to stand Still much longer. 108 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:30,867 We are tired of being The favorite target 109 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,669 Of every two-bit hooligan. 110 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:36,338 We want concrete And visible action taken 111 00:06:36,362 --> 00:06:39,676 To finally put an end to this. 112 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:43,567 We will do everything we can. 113 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:48,885 I feel safer already. 114 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:51,721 Mr. Berger... I understand. 115 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:54,613 I hope that you do. 116 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,796 Okay, folks, you want To, uh, step inside here? 117 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,664 There were 50 bums down there 118 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:04,233 You could have Arrested instead of us. 119 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:05,768 Excuse me. 120 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,737 This is our gang? 121 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,772 Say hello to the nelsons, barn. 122 00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:12,541 This is, um... Uh, Bill and wendy. 123 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:13,743 This is captain miller. 124 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,545 Oh! A pleasure. 125 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:18,347 Uh, they were down in The steam tunnels, barn, 126 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:21,684 Where they appear to have Taken up permanent residence. 127 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,920 It's the safest Place in the city. 128 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:28,257 They had cots, Lanterns, bottled water, 129 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,459 And what looked Like a six-month supply 130 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,995 Of canned goods And dehydrated food. 131 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:34,663 You know something We don't know? 132 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:36,833 It's over. 133 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,536 They're survivalists. 134 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,472 This society is on the Verge of collapse, captain. 135 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:46,242 Crime. Inflation. 136 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:48,978 Depression, unemployment, Overpopulation. 137 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:52,481 Oh, let's not forget Natural disasters, bill. 138 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:55,618 Let's see, there's Drought and earthquake 139 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,020 And worldwide crop failure. 140 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:00,556 We are gonna be prepared. 141 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:04,460 In preparation, they have These two .22-caliber rifles. 142 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,162 Had a couple of pellet guns. 143 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,264 They had an Assortment of knives, 144 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:13,970 Bayonet, and slingshot. 145 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:17,339 I can hit a rat from 20 yards with that. 146 00:08:17,363 --> 00:08:18,640 Very impressive. 147 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:22,444 And surprisingly enough, They taste a lot like chicken. 148 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:23,702 Oh! 149 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,451 They got permits For these weapons? 150 00:08:29,475 --> 00:08:30,753 Uh, no, barn. 151 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:33,990 They say they were Housewarming gifts. 152 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,424 Book 'em. 153 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:36,993 Bill: let me tell you Something, captain. 154 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:40,830 When the crunch comes, It's only the people like us 155 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:42,765 Who have learned how To be self-sufficient 156 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,666 Who are gonna survive. 157 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:46,769 In the sewer? 158 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:47,971 Well, that's only temporary. 159 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:49,471 Soon as we get Our funds together, 160 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:50,672 We're moving out of the city. 161 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,341 Oh, yes, we have our eye 162 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,777 On a lovely old National guard armory... 163 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:56,678 In maine. 164 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,236 Harris. 165 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:07,990 Good afternoon. 166 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:09,992 Hey, d.D. 167 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:13,428 Inspector. 168 00:09:13,452 --> 00:09:15,264 Isn't it nice that some of us 169 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,733 Can just sit around Reading a newspaper 170 00:09:17,757 --> 00:09:21,036 While those vermin are Running wild in the streets? 171 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:24,662 We got an empty cage here Just sitting there, going begging. 172 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:31,414 That's better, d.D. 173 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,416 Oh, inspector. Hey, barney. 174 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:34,817 What brings you around? 175 00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:37,720 I just stopped by to Sees how's business. 176 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,523 And when he got there, The cupboard was bare. 177 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:44,260 Oh, wojo just took a Mugger down to the tombs. 178 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,562 Did he? Splendid! 179 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,797 - just one, huh? - yeah. 180 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:51,267 I don't like to Complain, barney, 181 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:53,869 But these measly Arrest statistics 182 00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:56,405 Come drifting across My desk, you know, 183 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,574 And then I got to go and Announce the numbers 184 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,610 To those bloodsuckers Of the press 185 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,513 Who are just always Looking for an excuse 186 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:05,548 To jump all over The old inspector. 187 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,849 Yeah, I know. 188 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:10,452 Especially that slimy Worm from the times, huh, 189 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,722 With his smarty-pants Questions... 190 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,990 "Could you give Us any specifics?" 191 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:17,660 "Could you give us Some documentation?" 192 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:21,965 "Who's kleiner?" 193 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,365 I'm sorry. 194 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,969 W-where... What was... What was my point, barney? 195 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:27,503 I'm not certain. 196 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,505 I think it had to do With arrest statistics. 197 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:30,940 Ah. That's it. 198 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,242 We need more of them, barn. 199 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,612 Inspector, with the Amount of men we've got, 200 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:37,413 We're lucky to be Holding our own. 201 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,015 I know it's tough, barney, 202 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,584 And I don't want to put The pressure on you, 203 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,853 But I would like to See a little upsurge 204 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,855 In those numbers. 205 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:49,080 Otherwise, I'm just gonna Have to cut you out of my will. 206 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,862 I'm just kidding, barney. 207 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,630 Like a cup of java? 208 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,399 Uh, no, not... 209 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:57,566 Levitt: sir? Hmm? 210 00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,035 You might be interested to know 211 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,804 There's a bunch of hasidics Gathering outside the precinct. 212 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,105 Oh, yeah. 213 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,608 I passed a couple of Them on my way up here. 214 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:07,910 Look like the smith Brothers, right? 215 00:11:07,934 --> 00:11:10,813 I think there's about 200 of them down there, 216 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,982 And they don't seem to Be in a very good mood. 217 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,351 What seems to be the problem? 218 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,620 There have been a lot of Incidents in their neighborhood. 219 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,421 They're complaining about Lack of police protection. 220 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,390 I'll just go down and Straighten them out. 221 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,492 Oh, inspector, that Really won't be necessary. 222 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,996 It's okay, barney. I don't mind. It's part of my job, barney. 223 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,498 Uh, I'll go down with you. 224 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,701 I can handle it, barney. 225 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,803 It's just that these People are, uh... 226 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,637 Well, they have different ways. 227 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:36,839 They're very sensitive. 228 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,373 Don't worry. 229 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:41,010 I can understand A situation like this 230 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,413 Has to be handled with A very delicate touch, 231 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,482 So I'll just go Down, talk to them, 232 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,983 Listen to them quietly, 233 00:11:48,007 --> 00:11:51,175 And deal with them on a Personal, one-to-one basis. 234 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,648 Okay, fine. Thank you. 235 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,066 Testing. 236 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:08,871 Testing, testing. 237 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,940 Now hear this. One, two, three. 238 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,075 Now hear this, now hear this. 239 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,432 This is your inspector speaking. 240 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:22,017 Okay, folks, we're gonna Put you in the cage now. 241 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,987 You arrest a lot of Couples, sergeant? 242 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,989 Mostly family disputes. 243 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,658 We never fight. 244 00:12:28,682 --> 00:12:30,526 Oh. Good. 245 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:34,830 Although sometimes bill Pretends to be a minority person 246 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:39,034 And attacks me from behind, Just to test my reflexes, 247 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:42,171 And then I pretend To kick him in the groin 248 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,640 And gouge out his Eyes with my car keys. 249 00:12:45,664 --> 00:12:47,410 Hmm. 250 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,799 I like you two. 251 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:02,625 Um, barn, I checked The nelsons for priors. 252 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,626 They're clean. 253 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,093 They evidently got their rifles 254 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,863 From a survivalist guy over At a store on staten island, 255 00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:09,565 And he's coming down. 256 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,370 12th precinct. Sergeant dietrich. 257 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,738 What? All right. 258 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,906 Barney, that's kogan. 259 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,641 There's something Going on downstairs. 260 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,677 The hasidim are rioting. 261 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,541 Think luger talked to them yet? 262 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,853 Kogan's not picking up. 263 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,522 Oh, uh, barn, 264 00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:34,290 I got manhattan South on line two. 265 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,358 - oh, good. - levitt: sir... 266 00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,759 There must be 100 Of them downstairs. 267 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:37,860 They got rocks and bottles. 268 00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,161 They're tearing the place apart. 269 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,729 Want me to call us a cab? 270 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,565 How many uniforms We got down there? 271 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,566 Six, including me. 272 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,833 Oh, great. 273 00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,169 Look, you tell them we Need reinforcements now. 274 00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,304 Right. Better send a Couple of ambulances, too. 275 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,241 Uh, put these two Someplace safe, huh? 276 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,643 How about the cage? 277 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,844 Fine. 278 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,713 What's going on? 279 00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,948 The jews are rioting. 280 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:05,488 And you always said it was Gonna be the puerto ricans. 281 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,757 Look, I don't care how bad The traffic is, just move it. 282 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,493 Barn, the cavalry's on the way. 283 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,894 Okay, good. Let's go. 284 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,328 Uh, keep an eye on them, 285 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,297 And keep a line open To manhattan south. 286 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,161 Could we have our guns, please? 287 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,573 Officer... Officer, I Know how to handle a .38, 288 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,409 And wendy here is no slouch With a grenade launcher. 289 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,313 Oh, bill, you're Embarrassing me. 290 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,381 Folks, we're getting the Situation under control, 291 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,149 So why don't you just Sit down and relax? 292 00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,474 Aah! Oh! 293 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,580 Shalom! 294 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:49,398 Now, this is gonna sting Just a little bit, dear. 295 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,756 Good. 296 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,271 You okay, levitt? 297 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,306 Yes, sir. Suddenly I wish I were dead. 298 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,408 Oh, come on. You Did what you could. 299 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,577 Sure. 300 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:06,248 Hey, come on, you Were outnumbered. 301 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,649 Given the circumstances, 302 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:10,252 Any one of us could Have ended up... 303 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,121 Handcuffed to the cage. 304 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,556 It just happened to be you. 305 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,426 I'm certainly looking forward To all the little cute remarks 306 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,228 At my expense when This gets around. 307 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,462 Don't worry about it. 308 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,398 All right, come on, rasputin. 309 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,687 Get in here. 310 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,741 You okay, houdini? 311 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,942 Harris! 312 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:38,547 Uh, this is victor cohen... 313 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,717 Uh, disorderly conduct, Failure to disperse, 314 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:45,421 And assault with a coat rack. 315 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,489 Book him. 316 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,525 Come on. 317 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,182 And watch your step, huh? 318 00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,568 Somebody broke the window. 319 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,304 How's the situation downstairs? 320 00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,539 Wholesale destruction. 321 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,740 Oh, wonderful. 322 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,876 Couple of paddy wagons Just took the overflow 323 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,143 Down to manhattan south. 324 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,545 Any serious casualties? 325 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,414 A couple of the cops Are gonna need stitches, 326 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,551 And we had to send about 15 hasids to the hospital. 327 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:19,221 Great. 328 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:22,290 Oh, you know the Councilman that came over 329 00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,492 To try and calm things down? 330 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,294 - yeah. - he's resting comfortably. 331 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:30,398 - what? - kogan bopped him With a nightstick by mistake. 332 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,391 I feel better. 333 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,806 Wendy: roland, hello! 334 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,241 Wendy, bill. 335 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,143 Can I help you? I'm captain miller. 336 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,745 Roland kent. 337 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:46,749 I own armageddon supply and Minimart over in staten island. 338 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,250 Oh, yeah. 339 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,586 Uh, I understand there's Some sort of problem here. 340 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,555 They kicked us out Of the tunnel, roland. 341 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,856 Ah. 342 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,092 And they put so Much work into it. 343 00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,427 I mean, they bought 344 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,729 My tripod-suspended lister bag, 345 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,498 My portable field toilet, 346 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,768 And the bunker Beautiful dinette set. 347 00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,204 Not to mention a couple Of .22-caliber rifles. 348 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,273 That's completely Legal. I have a license. 349 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,141 Yeah, I'm afraid The nelsons don't. 350 00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,144 Well, they said they did. 351 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,547 I-I thought he meant A driver's license. 352 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,350 Look, they may have Bent the law a little, 353 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,685 But you have to understand. 354 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,555 One of the very keys to survival 355 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:30,525 Is the procurement of Undocumented firearms. 356 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,827 Really? 357 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:35,364 I mean, look around you. 358 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,767 Social collapse Is just a step away. 359 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,869 And then martial law, 360 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:45,140 The complete suspension Of civil liberties. 361 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:48,310 You leave a trail of paperwork, 362 00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:51,880 Soon you'll have the Gun-confiscation squad 363 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,616 Kicking in your door, 364 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:59,388 Violating your rights, Violating your wife, 365 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:03,726 Leaving you defenseless. 366 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,260 Nice talking to you. 367 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,262 We're gonna need Some more information. 368 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,864 - no kidding. - dietrich. 369 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,020 Dietrich: over here. 370 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,904 Inspector. 371 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,306 Talk about touchy. 372 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,908 God, what happened? 373 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,577 I don't know, barney. 374 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,746 I went down there to Talk to them, you know? 375 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,848 So I walked out on The steps, and I says, 376 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:29,618 "This is inspector luger, nypd. 377 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,221 "I want you to know we're Working on your problem. 378 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,489 "In the meantime, 379 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,591 Why don't you all go Home and take a shave?" 380 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,795 Next thing I know, I Wind up as a welcome mat. 381 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,530 Should have seen them, barney... 382 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,667 Coming at me, Swarming all over me 383 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,770 Like a plague of angry locusts. 384 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:52,241 Now I know why you didn't Want to go down there with me. 385 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,275 Excuse me, barney. 386 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,511 I want to get Tidied up a little bit. 387 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,446 Oh. 388 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:02,584 So there it is, huh? 389 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,822 Mr. Berger. 390 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,438 I, uh, understand 391 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:26,675 There was a difference Of opinion here today. 392 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,410 - call it a riot. - by who? 393 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:32,347 I understand... I heard That the police overreacted. 394 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:35,484 All allegations Will be investigated. 395 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,620 I tried to impress On you this morning 396 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,244 The desperateness Of these people. 397 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,526 That justifies this? 398 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:48,463 A drowning man will grab Even the point of a sword. 399 00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:51,567 With all due Respect, mr. Berger, 400 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:55,804 You can stick that in your hat. 401 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,907 Got the information From mr. Kent. 402 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,510 Turning it over to the Confiscation squad, sergeant? 403 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,878 No, they get a carbon. 404 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,280 Sure, make your jokes. 405 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,616 All right, if we want you, We'll call you, mr. Kent. 406 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,852 Captain, I heard What happened today. 407 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:13,221 Still gonna tell me I'm crazy, That everything's hunky-dory, 408 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:18,293 Society isn't going Down the drain? 409 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,929 Maybe you're right, mr. Kent. 410 00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:22,186 Maybe it is all coming apart. 411 00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:28,804 We got people of law and Faith behaving like animals, 412 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:33,342 Cops who can't even Make a dent in crime. 413 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:37,846 We got ozzie and Harriet living in a sewer. 414 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,714 Maybe it is all over. 415 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,883 But I'll tell you something... 416 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,785 Crawling into a hole With a machine gun 417 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,554 And a year's supply Of powdered eggs 418 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,655 May be survival, 419 00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,523 But it sure as Hell ain't living. 420 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:51,593 And, personally, If society is going, 421 00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:54,162 I'd just as soon go with it... 422 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,797 'cause I do not Relish the thought 423 00:20:55,821 --> 00:21:00,291 Of starting all over Again with people like you. 424 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:05,662 Just leaves more for us. 425 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,645 Well, uh, captain... 426 00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:13,248 I should go back to my shop. 427 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,617 Good day, mr. Berger. 428 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,952 Who knows? 429 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:20,656 Maybe something good Will come out of all of this. 430 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,825 Maybe, but I seriously doubt it. 431 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,460 That's good. 432 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,517 Too much hope Can drive you crazy. 433 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:33,969 Barney. 434 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,338 I think I'll be heading Along back downtown. 435 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,673 Are you okay, inspector? 436 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,374 Oh, yeah, fine, barney. Sure. 437 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,543 I just wanted to splash A little water on my face, 438 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,446 You know, get rid of some Of these dusty footprints. 439 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,482 Run my bridge under the Tap, rinse it out a little. 440 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,217 I'm good as new. Good. 441 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,153 Well, I got to face the press, 442 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,655 Try to explain away This miserable happening. 443 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:54,856 Good luck. 444 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,292 You want to come along With me, barney, huh? 445 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,562 Help me squirm out from under Some of their stupid questions? 446 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,306 - no, thank you. - fine. 447 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,163 Then I can blame it all on you. 448 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,444 Seen my baseball? 449 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,165 Liz, I'm fine. Believe me. 450 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,268 It wasn't that bad. 451 00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,972 You know everything always Looks worse on the news. 452 00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:46,208 Luger was on? 453 00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,509 Did he mention me? 454 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,179 Good. 455 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,749 Oh, I don't know, A couple hours. 456 00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,684 I got to clean up around here. 457 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,253 No, no. I really am not in The mood for a big meal. 458 00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,989 On the way home, I'll pick up some deli. 459 00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,559 Or maybe chinese. 460 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:04,960 Okay. 461 00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:06,650 All right, babe. 462 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:16,604 Yeah? 463 00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:19,541 Barn, here's a List of the injured, 464 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:23,178 A run-down on property damage, 465 00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:28,383 And an estimate on My dry-cleaning bill. 466 00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,720 I'll take that under advisement. 467 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,021 Yeah? 468 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:36,992 Barn, I ran the rest of The hasidics downtown 469 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,727 And finished the reports. 470 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,028 All right, thank you. 471 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:42,097 - I've been cleaning up Out there. - good. 472 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:46,001 I still can't find my ball. 473 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,257 I'm sorry. 474 00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:51,495 I think luger took it.